Monday, April 13, 2009

Star Trek Quotes

Kirk: Spock, where the hell’s the power you promised?Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.
-Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Picard: Come back! Make a difference!Kirk: I take it the odds are against us and the situation’s grim.Picard: You could say that.Kirk: If Spock were here, he’d say that I was an irrational, illlogical human being for going on a mission like this... Sounds like fun!
-Star Trek: Generations
Rumors of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated.
-Captain Picard, Star Trek: First Contact
Assimilate this!
-Worf, Star Trek: First Contact
Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind.
-Data, to Borg Queen, Star Trek: First Contact
Data: She [the Borg Queen] brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible. And for a time, I was tempted by her offer.Picard: How long a time?Data: Zero point six-eight seconds, sir... For an android, that is nearly an eternity.
-Star Trek: First Contact
All I have to worry about are the Klingons, the Dominion, and the Maquis. I feel like I’m on vacation.
-Benjamin Sisko, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, “Accession”
“See Brok acquire. Acquire, Brok, acquire!”
-Quark, on the children’s books he used to read Nog, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, “Accession”
Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.
-Spock, Star Trek, "Errand Of Mercy"
The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
-Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Act, and you shall have dinner; wait, and you shall be dinner.
-Gowron, Klingon proverb, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Dr. Roger Corby: Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate?... Kirk: It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment—the other side of the coin.
-Star Trek, "What are Little Girls Made Of?"
We have them just where they want us.
-Captain Kirk
Geordi: Data... I made that joke seven years ago.Data: I know! I just got it!
-Star Trek: Generations
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
-Captain Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "The Drumhead"
If there's nothing wrong with me...maybe there's something wrong with the universe!
-Beverly Crusher, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Remember Me"
Dr. Crusher: Computer, what is the nature of the universe?Computer: The universe is a spheroid region, 705 meters in diameter.
-Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Remember Me"
I am NOT a merry man!!!
-Worf, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Q-Pid"
Dr. Crusher: He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him.Counselor Troi: I'd better clear my calender for the next few weeks...
-on Lt. Barclay, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Genesis"
Kirk: Come on. Spock, why didn't you jump in? Spock: I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words. McCoy: It's a song, you green-blooded...Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it. Spock: Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having a good time? McCoy: God, I liked him better before he died.
-Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Spock: This is the new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof. Kirk: How do you know?Spock: The designers tested it using the most intelligent and resourceful person they could find. He failed to escape. Kirk: This person didn't by any chance have pointed ears and an unerring capacity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he? Spock: He did have pointed ears.
-Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Second star to the right...and straight on 'til morning.
-James Kirk, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, quoting Sir James Barry (Peter Pan)
It was...fun...
-James Kirk, on life, Star Trek: Generations

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